Author: hinahasan

mere eyebrows tak mathi mein miladi kutti main microblading karane gyi thi tab koi 3 yrs se….ek thin ek wide karadi buri aurat….bribe khilata un larkiyon ko zslil kamzarf aur kya…

batul rand tumko maloom hai meri gardan pe attacks karati pain ke bar bar us mc se stalker kutte se roz bkl ghaliz bhosdi meri gardan akkad gayi katte iski maa ki ghaliz laindi maaroon…

aree bhosdi tu bheek nahin mang rrhi thi toh kya tha voh rk se langde se?? bheek thi bheek bheek bolte usko….

haramzadi ka dimagh itta kharab ho gya hai huma ke pagal rand us zalil mkl se milke pashazadi uski malkin pe amal karati jiski wajase uska goo kha rehi hai? batul ek namak haram kutia ka naam hai ji….dua karo marjaye bhikaran iflasi…

tumko maloom bkl jalke mere kaanon ke holes itne big kardi jadoo se chinal ke main apni jewlry pehen hi nahin sakti??

ek pierce karayi dono ears mein toh poopy ma ka lauda usko big kiya dosra karayi mkl usko bhi gharat kiya main third karayi dono ears mein bhosdi bkl usko bhi big karadi haramzadi bitch neech kamzarf mkl bkl kameeni kuyia dayen cruella chinal…so ye haal hai mere pierced ears ka ke koi fucking earing pehen hi nahin sakti….

uff allah kitni hasad hai ji rand mein ab bhi marne baithi hai hasad nahin gyi…

vohi hasad ji mere zever se uski potti rand chura ke rekh li thi mkl dirty rand jesi maa wesi chor beti daku…meri jewlry sab kaali karke return kari thi rand jese uske dhagde ka maal tha ek toh huma chori oopar se seena zori in kutton ki….batul daku ki deeda dileri pe muje hairat hai…..

insan itna bhi gir sakta hai….

suno ab bhi khwab dekh rehi hai buddi mere jewlry ke haha…..poopy mkl ko lagadi thi zalil rand…..

INSHALLAH voh toh masjid ko donate karna hai taake zafar ko eesaal sawab pohuche…

chori ka maal pehen ke matakna zaruri tha potte ki shadi mein poocho usse ……thoooo….

mere pierced ears toh gharat kardi naa ji rand manhoos…4 holes karane ke bawajood cant wear anything….

deko zalil mkl aamil jadoogar bhosdika tumko post rehi hoon hugaya muje abhi sbhi behen chod kutta soover dirty rat….

batul pagal hogayi ji uska dimagh itna kharab ho chuka hai ke voh rand khud ko khuda samaj baithi hai nagin….us poopy jadoogar ki wajase….usko joote hona hai mere phir theek ho jayegi dayen….

tera sar safed hua ya nahin abhi??

tere neck pe wrinkles aye ya nahin abhi bhi??

eyebrows toh zarur white hojana chahiye agar amal se mere ho rehe hain..

aur what abt hathon pe wrinkles huwe ya nahin ?? abhi tak tu jawan hai?? muje old karke dayen??

kya kya old hua ab tak itne saalon mein ye bata??

maardaali cruella mohsin?? tum kuch bataye nahin….muje buray buray khayaal aate hai uski taraf se….

due to inconsistency in his food i asked him last night in particular to try his sample, coz cant go to exchange everytine it is just not possible for me to spend on gas eachtime, before i buy so he gave me spoon into my hand to try…then he suggested again to try i flatly refused….dont make shit a fuss about it……

i made him my brother and theres noyhing on this earth can change my mind about besides once i make a somebody my brother i cant fuck him….hes my bro and no one can change that…..

us elevator mein ghundon ke sath nahin jana chahiye tha….ive to be v careful from now on koi kutta suspious lage dont go into the fucking elevator sab isi ke paaltu hote hain…ive to be exm careful mohsin…zara bhi shak ho nahin enter hongi ab…chahe kitni hi heat/cold ho baahar….

ki corrupt ke liye meri cheezen tod phod nahin kar sakta….

car ki gas kum kardeta ….

attacks kar reha hai mental ….muje shopping karna tha wapas ayi toh prkg lot mein ye badi lawn mowers ki truck raste roke….

phir jab elevator mein deki toh do musande khade huwe samjo elevator unke dada ka heat itni jaan lewa ke main sur wait karna theek naa samaj kar usmein enter hui phir 8th flr par koi jamil ki behenon ka dhagda hathon mein voh hota nahin heavy stuff uthane ka ?

voh dono hathon se dhakelta andar ghusne laga almost muje takkar maar sakta tha main danti toh vohi musande jamil ke gay lovers bolay main zara hat ke jagah de doon usko so ye toh elevator ka haal uske baad mera gown dry ho reha tha bathrm rod par toh usko bhi nahin chhora psycho usko naa tub ke kagar pe gira diya acha khasa dry hota gown ko..

aur ye koi insani kaam ho hi nahin tum khud socho itna heavy cloth aur koi sira jhuka hua nahin dono parts barabar taake giray naa aur vohi neeche gir jata hai…..how on earth it is fuvking possible??

isi tarha wall clocks ka acha khasa pinned hone ke bawajood neeche girna air sath mein mere fav mirror air plant ko le kar girna??

ye ho hi nahin sakta mohsin insani kaam….

ye shaytanon k siwa koi nahin kar sakta….bedrm ki clock do bar gira chuka hai oopar se twice had to buy….koi bhi cheez hathon se gira reha hai subha se pagal….

shaytan uske mokil hai bhei….tum samaj jao…

funds toh inshallah mujse nahin mil sakte usko….

de le usko mujse ek paise ki umeed naa kar main saaf bata rehi hoon aur us rand ko dara de saali jail jayegi agar bhosdi ne tujhe pressure karke bkl mujpe koi bhi jadoo kiya…muje dhakka bhi laga…

uske dhagdon ka raj nahin hai bol….. bohat azeemtareen gunah karli rand ab barzaq dekh bol…..

langda tuje ek dumdi bhi nahin dega itna yaad rekh….phle toh shadi hi nahin ho rehi…langda kyon dega tujhe ek paisa bhi muje ye bata?? kya tera kuch qarza baqi hai ?? langda khud hi phle us tattoo riaz mathimiley ko cut off karega agar usmein thori aqal hai us riaz mf ko dafa karega dant ke joote maar ke bhaga dega….

kyon dega koi bhi tuj harami ko ek paisa bhi??

agar shadi ka sawal aya toh sabse pehle main langde se baat karoongi agar ek cent bhi voh dena chaha shadi thap…..that simple

meri fikr hogi jisko mujse ulfat hogi meri care hogi voh zarur meri is site pe parhta hoga ….

pe aya hai mera plastic ka pot toda wall mirror giraya…meri wall clock toda abhi abhi thori der pehle….aur kya karta maloom meri brand new underwears ki elastic zalil kamzarf mkl kheech ke amalonse tod deta mental….sick mathimila…kitne ki gharat kiya iblis…

saukan ban gyi hai?? marne ke baad hi jaan choregi??…mere khane ke peeche kyon pad gyi murdar?? hasad jalan uski kha jayegi bolo….

tu bui kha mera goo….

sofa setting ki toh pagal wehshi mere shadi ke khwab dekne lag gsya hadd ho gyi,…

zara acha mood deka koi song gate suna shaytanse ki laga nachne meri zabardasti shadi karane mardood….yaani main akele mein hans bol gaa bhi nahin sakti bina shadi ke….hadd hai….

yahan 2 hydi restsurants hain near by…ek muslim ek hindu ….muslim se toh ladayi kardiya mkl gidda fitna as usual ab sirf voh deccan express wala bacha tha jo halal nahin pakata so i used to buy just biryani rice from him….ab voh bhi gidda ugly mkl itna badmaza paka ke do bola batul hais chinal ke uchkaalne pe saali boli hogi voh nahin kga sakti biryani mera khana bhi kharab kardo taale main kha hi naa sakoon…

so mohsin ye deccan wala kabhi achi banata kabhi itni badmaza maano zehar maar kar rehe hain…kayi bar toh main wapas kari hoon badmaza rice…iska khana consistently acha nahin hota kabhi kismat se acha kabhi har darje bura

aj bhi vohi hua do niwale zeher maar ki hoon subha se bhag daud mein oopar brutal heat kuch kha naa saki din bhar ab ja ke khayege bolay mohsin badmaza tareen piyaz ke lache masala bhara hua itti buri poocho mat..

.main usually freeze kar leti hoon biryani rice isliye 2,3 rice mangati hoon….aj 2 biryani …2 rice 1 haleem order ki thi 66 dollar sab wapas karoongi sirf jo kholi voh rekh loongi….kabhi halal kabhi non halal banata voh….catering karta ….

aj jab lene gyi poopy mkl vohi khujli ka amal start kardiya car mein bazar mein store mein psgal soover…

toh ye haal hai batul jallu bhosdi ki mera khana kharab kar rehi chinal deliberateily…thooko rand k mooh pe tum….